Sunday, 22 January 2012

Commercials for gum

How weird is it that there are commercials for gum?  Gum costs less than a dollar and there are tons of commercials for it.  They must sell a shit load of gum in this world to justify the expense of not only making the commercials but paying to have them broadcast.

And gum commercials are pretty good.  They probably cost a lot of money to make.  Very strange.

That's really all I have to say on the topic of gum commercials, so perhaps the title of this post is misleading.  Oh well, onward and upward.  Must update the world on the state of the mouse infestation here at my lovely workplace.

So far there have been two dead mouse bodies found.  A cat was brought in but proved useless.  The traps are working, hence the dead bodies.  Two blocks of vitriolic, green poison have been placed in my office.  Both blocks have been nibbled at, in fact one of them was so voraciously gnawed upon that it was shifted approximately a foot from it's original position (approximately, as if I'd measure).  The poison is strategically placed at the spot we believe the mice are using to enter our lovely domain.  So if they've been consuming the poison and then going back to whence they came, there may be dead bodies that we cannot see.  I am traumatized still.

It's Sunday, I'm only at work for a little while and then I have Monday off.  Hooray!

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